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Insultiment 

A phrase that can be taken to mean both an insult and a compliment.
1. "It looks like you've lost some weight."
-person responds: "Thanks for the insultiment asshole."

2. "Your hair looks nicer today."
-person responds:"...thanks....i guess."
Insultiment by philly12 April 5, 2009

insultament 

An adjective that's an insult or a complement depending on how it's used or how you look at it.
Kara: Manny called me a redwood tree. I asked him whats that supposed to mean?
Kix: Well... thats an insultament...
Kara: Insulta-who??
Kix: Insultament. It's a complement and an insult depending on how you take it.
Kara: Oh.
Kix: Redwood trees are the tallest trees around. You're tall. They're also fat. And you're fat...
Kara: I'll show Manny who's a Redwood Tree.. Imma beat the crap outta him!!!
insultament by Klinge-Axe January 23, 2010

insultment

A word a stupid blonde might use instead of insult because she’s uneducated which used to exist in the Old English language before it became obsolete by the word insult
*Author’s irl experience*
Stupid blonde: So shut up and stop being an insultment

Intelligent Author: You mean insult?
Stupid blonde: No, insultment
insultment by Educatedperson June 16, 2018

Insultamentry 

Liz just threw an insultamentry comment at Rachel before her wedding.
" That dress is nice, it does wonders to your figure"
No wonder she got thrown out of the Bridesmaid party.
Insultamentry by lionsfeet March 18, 2011

insultment

insultment means your worst insult towards someone’s appearance/personality/possession/etc or even yourself.
dude that was a really good insultment.
what’s your biggest insultment?

insultliment 

a term meaning an insult disguised as a compliment. Used by wannabe bitches who don't have the balls to just come out and say it
"Wow you look really nice! ... compared to yesterday"

(or when you've put on weight since u last saw the giver of the insultliment)
"You're looking very ... *looks you up and down* ... healthy"
insultliment by Ashiri San September 8, 2005
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"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

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trucker's tan 

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Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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Pee Calculus

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Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
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