insultament

An adjective that's an insult or a complement depending on how it's used or how you look at it.

Kara: Manny called me a redwood tree. I asked him whats that supposed to mean?
Kix: Well... thats an insultament...
Kara: Insulta-who??
Kix: Insultament. It's a complement and an insult depending on how you take it.
Kara: Oh.
Kix: Redwood trees are the tallest trees around. You're tall. They're also fat. And you're fat...
Kara: I'll show Manny who's a Redwood Tree.. Imma beat the crap outta him!!!

by Klinge-Axe January 23, 2010

insultainment

print, broadcast or online content, especially that distributed by a commercial entity, which is so stultifyingly stupid and/or devoid of actual news or information that it can only be considered an insult to the intelligence of (and may even induce fits of rage in) the viewer.

i told my dad he needs to start watching something other than the o'reilly factor. all that insultainment's no good for his blood pressure!

by aarrgghh January 1, 2008

insultainment

print, broadcast or online content, especially when distributed by a commercial entity, that is so stultifyingly stupid and/or devoid of actual news or information that it can only be considered an insult to the intelligence of (and may even induce fits of rage in) the viewer.

my doctor tells me i need to start watch something other than the o'reilly factor. he says all that insultainment's no good for my blood pressure!

by aarrgghh January 5, 2009

Insultant

A consultant with a brash style for "telling it like it is," even at the risk of implying that his clients are idiots.

Consultant: So, in conclusion, my research definitively demonstrates there is zero market demand for your silly product idea.

Boss to underling: Where the hell did you find this guy? He's more of an insultant than a consultant.

by rickbrunernyc November 23, 2009

Insultiment

A phrase that can be taken to mean both an insult and a compliment.

1. "It looks like you've lost some weight."
-person responds: "Thanks for the insultiment asshole."

2. "Your hair looks nicer today."
-person responds:"...thanks....i guess."

by philly12 April 5, 2009

Insulment

Using an insulting/threatening/condesending tone to mislead someone into assuming you're going to say something negative. Objectively opposite of a 'complisult'.

Wow... you think you're so cool, just because you are very sociable, interesting, and have a great personality.

Haha, nerd! I bet you'll get a great career and achieve your ambitions.

Okay bud, don't make me come over there and tell you what an inspiring individual you are, cause I'll friggin' do it, right now!

Insulment

by NEAT JEANS August 12, 2020

insultment

A word a stupid blonde might use instead of insult because she’s uneducated which used to exist in the Old English language before it became obsolete by the word insult

*Author’s irl experience*
Stupid blonde: So shut up and stop being an insultment

Intelligent Author: You mean insult?
Stupid blonde: No, insultment

by Educatedperson June 16, 2018