An adjective that's an insult or a complement depending on how it's used or how you look at it.
Kara: Manny called me a redwood tree. I asked him whats that supposed to mean?
Kix: Well... thats an insultament...
Kara: Insulta-who??
Kix: Insultament. It's a complement and an insult depending on how you take it.
Kara: Oh.
Kix: Redwood trees are the tallest trees around. You're tall. They're also fat. And you're fat...
Kara: I'll show Manny who's a Redwood Tree.. Imma beat the crap outta him!!!
Liz just threw an insultamentry comment at Rachel before her wedding.
" That dress is nice, it does wonders to your figure"
No wonder she got thrown out of the Bridesmaid party.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.