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instrumentalism 

Completing or approaching an activity to be practical rather than absolute because you're living a grey-coloured life.
"Have you ever heard of instrumentalism?"
"Nope."
"In short, it means that for a person like you who has no particular interest,
just by observing the fact that you have not joined any club here in Kamiyama
High, the Holy Land of high school club activities, makes you a grey-coloured
person."
instrumentalism by Mylifeisfart July 19, 2014
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Instrumentals 

An instrumental is a musical composition or recording without lyrics or singing, although it might include some non-articulate vocal input; the music is primarily or exclusively produced by musical instruments.
question: Hey Randy why am i hearing a song but no one is singing ?

Answer: That's because it's Instrumentals silly
Instrumentals by composerlife November 29, 2011

Human Instrumentality 

1. The process which occurs when Humanity reaches it's evolutionary peak, and evolves back into a primordial ooze, starting the evolutionary process all over again.

2. An evolutionary Theory in which the entire world is the product of the imagination of a boy who does not realize what he really is.

3. The end of the world.

4. To reduce humanity and civilization to a single hive mentality, by stripping them of their individualities and combining all hearts, souls and minds into one coherent existence.
The instigation of Human Instrumentality would bring about peace and harmony, but it would make us lose everything that makes us unique. But we would all agree and be happy.

instrumentalization 

Cynically using a minority group as an instrument to attack one's political rivals. Commonly done by the right, which has zero concern for Jews (as evidenced by their entire politics) but likes to use us as a weapon.
If you thought the instrumentalization of Jews to attack Ilhan Omar was bad, watch as the utterly unscrupulous GOP tries to instrumentalize Jews to attack... Bernie... Sanders?!?!
instrumentalization by Catty McGee December 18, 2019

instrumentalist

“Hella people be tryna label me n shit calling me a beatmaker… producer works too but DAMN NIGGA IM A FUCKIN

instrumentalist”
instrumentalist by enigma555 October 29, 2021

World Instrumentalists Day 

A Day where instrumentalists in the world are celebrated because they are on demand.
This day is 31th December
The pastors keep complaining that we charge too much on world instrumentalists day.

If Soho By Sparta Grants Immortality, Why Would THe Instrumentalist And Producer grant It 

If Soho By Sparta Grants Immortality, Why Would THe Instrumentalist And Producer grant It
If Soho By Sparta Grants Immortality, Why Would THe Instrumentalist And Producer grant It
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