instagranted

The state of being merely thought of as an instagram follow statistic.

Jeffrey was taken for instagranted by Ashley so that she can boost her follower to following ratio of 634 to 89, despite Ashley knowing who Jeffrey was since 4th grade.

instagranted by David Gregory Smith July 13, 2024

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Instagrate

To anger or provoke people on Instagram.

Combination of the words instigate and Instagram

Girl 1: Look at mi in dis pic guyyyzzz no makup or editing!!

Girl 2: Ur ugly whore omg duckfaces r soooo gross :/

Girl 3: Girl 2, why do you always have to Instagrate?

Instagrate by MacaroniMan March 3, 2013

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instagranted • Instagrate • Instatracted

Instatracted

Finally succumbing to creating an Instagram account 7 years later, since it's launch in 2010, after much prodding from a soul-sista, and therefore becoming completely and utterly distracted by the plethora of awesome posts, to the detriment of important deadlines and responsibilities (i.e. school, work, offspring, spouse, pets, plants and etcetera).

I am officially Instatracted--and have no regrets (yet)!

Instatracted by Tacenda444 August 11, 2017

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Stealthie

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.

FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"

Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016

Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

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Summer Teeth

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.

Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...

Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012

Word of the Day on May 24, 2026

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Grindset

The grindset is a contemporary ideology of self-exploitation disguised as strength, deeply tied to the aesthetics of the “sigma male” and to new digital forms of patriarchy. It promotes the idea that human worth depends on productivity, economic success, absolute emotional control, and the ability to work endlessly, turning vulnerability, rest, community, and tenderness into signs of weakness. Beneath its rhetoric of discipline and power often lies a profound inability to relate healthily to pain, fragility, and human interdependence.

“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”

Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026

Word of the Day on May 23, 2026

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jerb

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Word of the Day on May 22, 2026

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