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When a chick turns you on so bad that you go from limp to rock hard instantly.

Dude, when i saw your mom i got insta wood.

insta wood by Lord Icon February 3, 2010

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Instagood

Something that is very very artsy and will get you over 10 likes on instagram.

Yo Santi, this pic is pretty chill and instagood, you should upload it.

Instagood by brobrock March 22, 2013

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Instamood

A state where any outside activity/conversation is ignored completely because their on Instagram.

I have to deal with instamood at least twice a day.

Instamood by Jpounder November 27, 2013

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Instagood

A photo editing app for iPhone, iPad and iPod Touch.

My favorite app is called Instagood. I always get the most likes when I use it to edit my photos.

Instagood by seanzies August 26, 2013

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funflation

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.

I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.

funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023

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swamp dog

A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.

Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.

swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006

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Throat Sweats

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.

Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.

Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024

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aired

Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.

Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!

aired by Pietro February 9, 2005

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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.

piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005

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wrongun

anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland

28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!

wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007

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