insomnawang

a wang that never sleeps hence the 'insomna' part

that girl is soo fine, i now have an insomnawang

by eelliiee January 18, 2008

Insomniwank

The act of facilitating the falling asleep process for single/unhappily married males by masturbation.

I used to toss and turn for hours, never sleeping before exams until Jim told me about the insomniwank. I've never looked back

by johnterryloverat February 20, 2010

insomnamaniac

maniacs who stay up all night typing up the dumbest definitions on this great website. They are sleep deprived because of jealousy or mental illness or because their mortal enemy is pissing them off by doing nothing.

You're being an insomnamaniac right now. Don't you have to work today?

by ItsMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! March 26, 2010