Skip to main content

insanitize

To essentially wipe the mind of all sane thought (and likely replacing with insane thought, though not necessarily so), presumably from an encounter with something so incredibly insane as to have the power to do so.

This process is similar to sanitizing, but instead of removing dirt and/or germs, it removes rationale; thus, insanitize is an effective portmanteau of the words insane and sanitize.
"Don't pay attention to what he says, or he'll insanitize you with his stupidity."

{origin of phrase}
"So I was having a discussion with My Mother. The rest of the details are unimportant, logic and reason are the exclusive domain of the man." "Whut, what prompted this? Did I miss some epic fucktardation or something?" "Yes, yes you did. Be glad you didn't see it originally. This mirror alone will surely insanitize you."
insanitize by Nigrescence August 7, 2008
Urban Dictionary Merch
Your favorite words on things you can wear, drink from, read, or give to a friend.
The Urban Dictionary Store sells gifts you’ll have to explain.

insanitist 

A person that is insane, that can see Reality for what it is.
reality, seen by the insane. Is known as a insanitist.
insanitist by Insanitist June 29, 2023

Unsanitized Fribble Dribble

The act of filling someones vagina with a milkshake from Friendly's, then ejaculating in said vagina, then dribbling the contents of the vagina into a glass and drinking it.
I had to call out of work after getting sick from drinking an unsanitized fribble dribble last night.

Infinitize 

A function that diverges as it approaches infinity
The function of x infinitizes.
Infinitize by Alexander Ba October 16, 2007

UNSanitizer 

A product that originally came in the form of a spray bottle that would spray on household items or for instance your keyboard at work to build up your immune system by exposing yourself regularly to germs and after about 2 months of use you can upgrade on the website for a new spray with different contamination combinations. It also can now also come in different forms such as soaps, sodas, milk etc
Yo bro I really need a fixing of an UNSanitizer bad bro
UNSanitizer by @DarkDime November 8, 2019

hand insanitizer 

The suggestion that you need to wash your hands, and wash them again, specifically with a product that no longer exists, until you become insane with anxiety.
She had scrubbed and scoured her fingers and palms until they were raw, her bottles had all been emptied, and she was on the edge of crazy, needing to find more hand insanitizer.
hand insanitizer by Monkey's Dad March 21, 2020

Unsanitized Coochie 

When someone wears the same underwear for more than 24 hours
You are gross !! Unsanitized Coochie
Unsanitized Coochie by cakeboy23 October 21, 2019
More from Urban Dictionary
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
Load more