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the inner machinations of my mind are an enigma 

One of the greatest qoutes from the wisest mind of our generation. Other qoutes by him include "Who you calling Pinhead!" and "FINLAAAAAND!!!!". Genius.
Patrick- You may be an open book Spongebob, but I am a bit more complicated than that. The Inner Machinations of my mind are an enigma. (thought bubble appears showing the milk following down as the downfall of society, and how it screwed itself over by the fact that the milk fell by itself. The cloth resembles the high class of society, which carries the milk (society) and gets corrupted by the milk. The enigma is what caused the milk to fall in the first place? This some deep shit patrick)

Inner Bippies 

A strange item made by the Puppy Barley Club - yes. The Puppy Barley Club. Is often used as a nonsense word.
Oil of myrrh into the health of the mouth, styles, leaher goods inner bippies, and of course, royal furniture.
Inner Bippies by ARandomPage October 14, 2021

inner peter 

The Inner Peter is the temptation to do things that you are not suppose to do.
James stole something because he was overcome by his Inner Peter.
inner peter by Famfon October 16, 2018

inner clique 

An inner clique is a small group, gang, or crew of close friends who you stand by your side no matter what, who will have your back, and who you trust with anything.

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© Copyright 2014 Jordan, Yami, Hallie, Andreina - All Rights Reserved.
inner clique by Jordanok August 18, 2014

InnerPartySystem 

The best band in the world. Way too unknown. They mix a lot of sounds into their music. Their song "Don't Stop" speaks the truth about celebrities, and the video is way too awesome!
Person 1: Omg, omg! I freaking LOVE InnerPartySystem. Their songs are way too awesomee. And I love "Don't Stop."

Person 2: Who??

Person 1: Douche bag!
InnerPartySystem by whoaa. July 2, 2009

Inner goddess 

The sex goddess living inside you. Like from 50 shades of grey, which is the reason you came to search this word. Don't lie.
*Laying naked in bed*
Sam: What's your inner goddess doing?

Sophie: Prancing around like a kangaroo, doing backflips
Inner goddess by Grunge freedom January 2, 2015
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026
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