innocent bystander

The act of sitting on one's hand for 20 minutes to make it go numb, and proceeding to jerk off someone else with that hand. Very similar to the "stranger".

My girlfriend prefers the innocent bystander treatment during foreplay, but I couldn't get my hand to fall asleep

by TheDonGregga December 15, 2016

Innocent bystander

There's no such thing as an innocent bystander in real life. People are not animals, and are therefore not innocent in the true sense of the word. Every person thought to be a bystander has done something wrong in their life, and many if not most of them are usually not standing by in a passive manner most of the time, despite the bystander description some people use for them.

There is no such thing as an innocent bystander. To call someone an innocent bystander is to underestimate them.

by The Original Agahnim July 28, 2021

innocent bystanders

1. Someone who was in the wrong place at the wrong time.
2. Members (currently 12) of a popular group blog of the same name.

1. The evil-doers drove a car through a crowd of <i>innocent bystanders</i>.

2. Innocent Bystanders welcomes all races, creeds and orientations to comment.

by Retired Geezer June 1, 2006

Inocent Bystander

the people wo get shot during my reckless drive byes in my new benz

i was doin a drive by and shot this inocent bystander

by DeVonTheDucer July 31, 2003

Innocent Barstandercize

Made popular by the popular Chicago etiquette blog, Innocent Barstander.

-To publicly criticize someone whose public behavior is rude, obnoxious, or disruptive, often with comedic results.

-To exercise a deep passion for reinforcing proper etiquette in restaurants, bars, and clubs, such as how much to tip, how to dress, how loudly to speak when ordering drinks, etc. by chastising offenders.

That obnoxious woman is being a real cunt to her date and their waiter. I'm gonna go Innocent Barstandercize her ass. Meet me outside.

by strjock81 June 6, 2011