A suave, cunning alter ego that comes from the consumption of alcohol. Dr. Inky can be blamed for wild drunken debauchery including, but not limited to: getting in fights, drunk dialing, breaking things, emotional conversations, super-brosefing a girl, etc. Most often, he simply helps you pick up the ladies.
"- Dude, did you make out with like 5 girls last night and get punched in the face?
Usually when a girl, (or boy) is applying LiquidEyeliner, and it leaks or spills into your eye, making it turn black for a short period of time. It hurts a little bit, and it usually makes a mess around the eye area.
'Hey, there's a little bit of eyeliner on your cheek'
'Yeah, it probs' got there from when I got inky eye this morning'