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A bozo, someone who is a bum, and not to your liking
“Bro you’re an ingrum”

ex2:

Person: “Haha you suck”

You: “Shut up fucking ingrum”
ingrum by india11 December 5, 2022

The Ingram Effect 

To come to a realization that your current state (physical, mental, emotional, etc.) depends if you would of done something different long before now. Similar to the butterfly effect, but a lot less chaotic.
Andrew: "I wonder if I am this hungry because I decided to get a small fry instead of a large fry last week."
Tiffany: "You know what's that called, right?"
Andrew: "Me making a dumb decision?"
Tiffany: "No, silly! It's called The Ingram Effect!"
Andrew: "Hmm, so I didn't notice this before, but I got a small cut from the barber a few days back. Something like that?"
Tiffany: "Exactly!"
The Ingram Effect by MilkAndEggs August 5, 2018
A person that has to make a mathematical proof in order to accept and believe something. These kind of people are also known as truth-seeking compulsive obsessed beings. In an academic setup these people produce never ending documentations to eliminate the chance for ambiguity.

Observable Side Effects to identify an ingram:

Reckless driving and sudden pulling of handbrake.
Falling off the bed in sleep.
English: "Look Ingram just wrote another proof."
Maltese: "Ara Ingram rega qed jikteb proof."
ingram by Nyhm November 15, 2009

Ingram Hill 

New age southern rock band from Memphis, Tennessee.
Wow, I never expected for an opening band to actually be good! Props for Ingram Hill.
Ingram Hill by Sammy February 24, 2005

Ingramish 

To post really inappropriate things on facebook and myspace.
I was going to post something about my big panties on facebook today, but I thought that's so Ingramish.
Ingramish by Booty Girl July 23, 2009

Intrumentary

The name for intrusive or out of place commentary. Usually a random comment inserted in the middle of an unrelated conversation.
"..and then the stock martket crashed."
"Really? I can't believe it!"
"Hey guys.. My toes smell like butter.."

The last comment is an intrumentary.
Intrumentary by The Holy Bored One September 21, 2006
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
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