Ingle

A name most commonly used to express British ancestry. Sometimes used in contemporary America by former sexual partners of the so-called "Ingle" to unwittingly express the insignificance the former partner has in the Ingle's life. Very often these former partners will post slanderous messages in regards to the true meaning of the name Ingle.

Julie- "Mike is is such an Ingle!"

Beth- "Oh my god, I can't believe you blew Mike Ingle, he is such an amazing guy. You should feel privileged."

Julie-"God damn!"

by Hoddilydidster March 20, 2008

ingle

sexually frustrated and confused, someone who is weak willed, especially when being told what to do by his spouse, but likes to pretend he is the one in charge

"he says its his choice but he's so under thumb, a total ingle"

-"he listens to rammstein? he hates that stuff?"
-"it his Mrs. He's an ingle"
-"oh."

by anon February 26, 2004

ingle

Closet homosexual. Wears muscle T-shirts to show off his ample man breasts.

When drunk likes to wrestle other men, shout loudly and generally turn into a total dick.

"Jesus, that guy over there tried to ingle me up."

by Barman February 20, 2004

ingle

sexually confused and frustrated person, tries to con himself into thinking every girl he ever meets fancies him and enjoys listening to his drunken ramblings and that he's "on fire", but deep down he knows he's a tool.

"look at that ingle over there, she can't get away from him fast enough"

by anon February 19, 2004

Ingle

A selfish, inconsiderate, spoilt bastard. Someone who never considers anyone else except themselves.
Someone who would stitch you up at the slightest chance to get a lay.
Someone who would happily ruin your chances with pulling someone, cos he would be convinced they find him attractive and enjoy his oafish behaviour.

"What, he never paid you back? What an ingle"

by Gary March 6, 2004

Ingle

A big dumb fuck.

"See that guy standing over there? He's a total Ingle"

by MarkH February 25, 2004

Ingle

A total merkin. A person who is a complete cretin. Usually is totally inept with females and sports a beard.

"Oh god, he's such a ingle"

by stu February 18, 2004