inflattulation 

An obsessive interest in all odors emanating from the bowels of anyone.

Rufus had an inflattulation with crowded elevators.

inflattulation by stiggywiggy July 24, 2011

Inflatuation 

The stage in a relationship when it’s finally okay to fart.

Natalie and Bradley were on their first vacation together as a couple, when she let loose in the restaurant parking lot. He threw his arms around her and whispered into her ear, “We’re in it for the long haul now... this isn’t just love, it’s INFLATUATION.”

Inflatuation by Bratalie August 31, 2019

Inflatulation 

Like the Tantric act of
Injaculation...when a man orgasms without blasting semen anywhere.. to retain his strength, Inflatulation is when you hold a fart inside so long that it goes back up while gaining momentum to wait for an even more innapropriate time to loudly blast its way out without any awareness to the Farter. Thus saving the Farters dignity..only temporarily till you are on a date or in church or a funeral ..anywhere that the sheer power and the noise accompanying the flatulence will be so disruptive and fowl smelling that there will be no question of who and where it came from. And not possible to blame it on a dog or scooting on a chair . Causing inflatulation anxiety

My cousin is goung thru Inflatulation anxiety. After that fart he was holding in got sucked bsck up his ass...Now he's worried that its going to come back around later tonight at the funeral home while giving his Uncle's eulogy..inflatulation anxiety

Inflatulation by Ann M Neesia June 4, 2018

inflatuation 

An infatuation with flatulence.

Delbert loved to share his inflatuation with strangers in long lines at Wal-mart check-out counters and in long elevator rides.

inflatuation by harry flashman August 14, 2003

inflatuation 

Involuntary or purposeful, passing of gas out of ones sphincter, at a sighting of an person one is attracted to

Every time my calculus teacher passes me in the hallway inflatuation happens, I cant help myself and let it rip.

inflatuation by inflatuater December 13, 2013

inflatuation 

Liking the smell of your own farts too much.

"Aww, dude, that's rank", said the girl, waving her hands back and forth. "It's not so bad, in fact, I kinda like it", replied Zach, who clearly had a bad case of inflatuation.

inflatuation by TomSlick August 30, 2011

inflatulation 

(derived from the English words flatulate and infatuate)

n. The act of loving someone or something to such an extent that it causes one to pass gas.

Although Dani's inflatulation with Ellie and Davis overwhelmed herself with feelings of joy, everyone around her was overwhelmed by the gaseous smell.

inflatulation by ga-ga-gorgeous July 20, 2010