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Indicktable 

Conspicuous gaffe from pretend "lawmaker" Marge 3-Toes
Sporkfoot Margie 3-Toes was recently reading some nonsense into congressional record and faceplanted trying to say "indictable" and instead said "Indicktable crimes" in reference to Hunter Biden—proving yet again Marge's mind is always on sniffing Hunter's dick pics as horny suburban mom.
Indicktable by Uncle Joosie February 2, 2024
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indicktable 

Originally and accidentally created by Marjorie Taylor Greene during a Hooked on Phonics attempt to pronounce indictable. It has since been adopted as a word to describe people who would like to sleep with human men, but cannot on account of their brutal looks. Because with some faces, dicks just can't. Variants include undicktable and undickable.
Person 1: I can't believe Marjorie Taylor Greene is so transphobic when she looks like she was born male.

Person 2: Yeah, she is one indicktable woman/man, whatever.

Person 1: Closest she'll ever get to a dick is her own.
indicktable by hunter1981 February 8, 2024
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inductable 

Not capable of being able to be passed though the duct, tube or tubular hole.
I just can't get that speaker cable through that hole in the wall - its inductable.
inductable by Noddy330 June 19, 2009

indictable 

Something dealing with jail time and crimminal offence.
50 plants of Marijuana is the indictable quantity in the USA. You must grow only 49 marijuana plants to avoid severe charges.
indictable by Creative Nes June 21, 2016

Indicktance 

1) The change in inductance obtained after sticking your penis in in the center of an inductor, measured in Henries.

2) A quantitative measure of how big one's member really is... using electricity.
Nerd 1 "Just stick it in the middle and I'll flip the switch."

Nerd 2 "This is as gay as nerdsex."

Nerd 1 "It will measure your indicktance level, which you can post online. Now stfu and hold it steady."
Indicktance by Dualies December 11, 2010
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
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