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indicktable 

Originally and accidentally created by Marjorie Taylor Greene during a Hooked on Phonics attempt to pronounce indictable. It has since been adopted as a word to describe people who would like to sleep with human men, but cannot on account of their brutal looks. Because with some faces, dicks just can't. Variants include undicktable and undickable.
Person 1: I can't believe Marjorie Taylor Greene is so transphobic when she looks like she was born male.

Person 2: Yeah, she is one indicktable woman/man, whatever.

Person 1: Closest she'll ever get to a dick is her own.
indicktable by hunter1981 February 8, 2024
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inductable 

Not capable of being able to be passed though the duct, tube or tubular hole.
I just can't get that speaker cable through that hole in the wall - its inductable.
inductable by Noddy330 June 19, 2009

indictable 

Something dealing with jail time and crimminal offence.
50 plants of Marijuana is the indictable quantity in the USA. You must grow only 49 marijuana plants to avoid severe charges.
indictable by Creative Nes June 21, 2016

Indicktance 

1) The change in inductance obtained after sticking your penis in in the center of an inductor, measured in Henries.

2) A quantitative measure of how big one's member really is... using electricity.
Nerd 1 "Just stick it in the middle and I'll flip the switch."

Nerd 2 "This is as gay as nerdsex."

Nerd 1 "It will measure your indicktance level, which you can post online. Now stfu and hold it steady."
Indicktance by Dualies December 11, 2010
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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