1. Adj; Describes something thats easy to see. Something that catches a lot of attention or is fairly unique.

2. Lady Gaga
Me: Holy shit, did you see Lady Gaga at the grammys?

You: No crap, a blind person couldve pointed her out.

Me: Ya, shes really conspicuous.

You: What?

Me: Sorry, I dont know any words small enough for you to understand
by Whores R Us February 19, 2010
Very visible.
Something that stands out.
by Josh October 11, 2003
better than obviously in so many ways lil one
You are conspicuously mistaken that obviously is better than conspicuously
by lime green couch April 17, 2007
When someone does something on Facebook just to make a point, or have everyone else see it. Can be done by a status, or joining of a group. Usually not a direct comment or wall post.
Facebook news feed: Brain just became a fan of "Harvard Business School Class of 2014"

Carlos: Man, Brain is such an asshole, he just wants everyone to see that and rub it in their face. He's just conspicuous facebooking like always.

Status: Meg just got a 2400 on her SAT!

Julie: Meg is such a jerk, everyone knows she's a fucking genius, why does she have to gloat all the time?
by WCvolv April 3, 2010
acting in a manner that would cause great suspicion that you are from another time
It's no wonder that when Brayden travelled to the Victorian era, they knew she was from the future. Her cell phone and laptop made her extremely time conspicuous!
by craftytrex March 13, 2009
Someone who makes a big deal out of their Christian faith, generally to cover their secular sins.
Mark Sanford joins John Ensign as Conspicuous Christians brought down by their own penises.
by Russian Blue October 2, 2009
Obvious and unnecessary broadcasting of ones thoughts or feelings on using facebook, or a similar social networking site, as a medium. Especially on another's profile.
Sam: WTF Kelly is all over my home page with how much he misses everyone.

Mel: I know. Talk about conspicuous communication.
by Lexico bloke June 15, 2010