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Indicktable 

Conspicuous gaffe from pretend "lawmaker" Marge 3-Toes
Sporkfoot Margie 3-Toes was recently reading some nonsense into congressional record and faceplanted trying to say "indictable" and instead said "Indicktable crimes" in reference to Hunter Biden—proving yet again Marge's mind is always on sniffing Hunter's dick pics as horny suburban mom.
Indicktable by Uncle Joosie February 2, 2024
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indicktable 

Originally and accidentally created by Marjorie Taylor Greene during a Hooked on Phonics attempt to pronounce indictable. It has since been adopted as a word to describe people who would like to sleep with human men, but cannot on account of their brutal looks. Because with some faces, dicks just can't. Variants include undicktable and undickable.
Person 1: I can't believe Marjorie Taylor Greene is so transphobic when she looks like she was born male.

Person 2: Yeah, she is one indicktable woman/man, whatever.

Person 1: Closest she'll ever get to a dick is her own.
indicktable by hunter1981 February 8, 2024
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inductable 

Not capable of being able to be passed though the duct, tube or tubular hole.
I just can't get that speaker cable through that hole in the wall - its inductable.
inductable by Noddy330 June 19, 2009

indictable 

Something dealing with jail time and crimminal offence.
50 plants of Marijuana is the indictable quantity in the USA. You must grow only 49 marijuana plants to avoid severe charges.
indictable by Creative Nes June 21, 2016

Indicktance 

1) The change in inductance obtained after sticking your penis in in the center of an inductor, measured in Henries.

2) A quantitative measure of how big one's member really is... using electricity.
Nerd 1 "Just stick it in the middle and I'll flip the switch."

Nerd 2 "This is as gay as nerdsex."

Nerd 1 "It will measure your indicktance level, which you can post online. Now stfu and hold it steady."
Indicktance by Dualies December 11, 2010

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

Summer Teeth 

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.
Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...
Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012
Word of the Day on May 24, 2026