indian treat 

When you shit into a condom freeze it and give it to your girlfriend as a treat for being a good girl

Here girl come get your Indian treat

indian treat by MT_ October 10, 2021

treat me like a cow from India, not a cow from Britain 

Another way of saying "be nice to me". Said because in India, cows are worshipped as gods, and in Britain, cows are mistreated and are allowed to get hoof and mouth disease and mad cow disease.

Goliath: You're ugly and would only be good as food for the birds and wild animals!
David:Treat me like a cow from India, not a cow from Britain.

treat me like a cow from India, not a cow from Britain by Wm. Wallace The Freedom Fighter January 12, 2008