Indonesian 

A race that other 205 million people in this world have.
They're usually have a religious background (Mainly Muslim or Christian or Hindu if they're from Bali), gets their drivers liscense when they're 15, drives a motorbike since they were 10 and usually a smoker.

- We have more that 17,000 islands (Bali is a famous one) and more than 250 different races.
- We love football (soccer) more than anything.
- We usually spend our time in Twitter or Facebook.

- We speak more than just one language.
- We usually get mixed with Filipinos.
- We have tanned skin, black hair and big dark eyes.
- We invented the greatest shit ever... MI GORENG!

I'm Indonesian :D
mixture of Dutch, Central Java, Sumatran, Toraja and Timor :)

Indonesian by chelseafcfanatic April 13, 2010

Indonesian 

Possibly the shittest language on the planet, I've been learning this fucking language for 4 long years, and the only thing it has taught me is improving my indian accent , being more racist and pirating words from the english language and spelling them incorrectly. All the fucking indo teachers bitch and moan about "How learning a language is going to make me become the next elon musk" bro... JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP. NO ONE CARES, and it seems apparently you need to fucking complete around 50 google docs per week to learn this shit. The only thing this is gonna help me with is learning how to understand what my local 711 owner is saying

no one likes Indonesian

Indonesian by 12nakedafricans September 4, 2022

Indonesian 

Something that doesn't feel right, has that illegal vibe you should stay away from. That off feeling u get.

Eg. that bike look Indonesian a lil, where'd you get the nuclear missiles installed?

Eg. Is this really weed it feels very Indonesian.

Indonesian by xannykLloyd January 22, 2021

Indonesian Restraunt 

Great restraunt serving authentic indo food on Race Street in Philadelphia's chinatown section. you can usually expect to see several waiters in very nice clothes running around. it is a great place with fine food and decour. they also own cafe pandawan lima in south philly. expect to pay about 25 - 30 dollars per person.

damn the indonesia restraunt is expensive!

Indonesian Restraunt by TapRootDan August 21, 2005

Indonesian Splash Party 

When you sit on the toilet to poop, but you pee first, and then when your crap lands in the water, it splashes the pee into your ass crack.

Bro, I'm having a horrible day, I failed my exam, I got a parking ticket, and I had an Indonesian Splash Party.

Indonesian Splash Party by Ozzieman321 January 30, 2010

Indonesian Culture 

A country in southeast asia with a strong patriotic principle that flows through everything here, from the big corporations to the 7/11 stores.

Although racially and religiously diverse, Indonesians have a high tolerance towards it and almost all live peacefully in co-existance. Foreigners are treated with the best hospitality an individual Indonesian can offer (they stare at you at first, but if you smile they would smile back).

A recurring gag that happens in Indonesian culture is the overall hatred of our northern neighbor, Malaysia. Although our countries are almost the same, we have been involved in one diplomatic spat to another, mostly on their part. Threats of invasion has come across many times starting from the 1960's the most recent is when malaysia claimed some of Indonesia's cultural items as they're own. It is however, in my opinion, very far fetched and often unrealistic.

Contrary to popular belief, most of Indonesia's terrorism come's from neighboring Malaysia, there has not been a terrorist leader in Indonesia who is Indonesian. So if you want to blame anyone, go blame Malaysia.

The country however is rampant with corruption, it has improved, but is still common throughout all levels of government. Promises of death penalties are often made but never kept, usually they claim is cause by "religious" reasons.

Overall that's Indonesia for you, if you want "Truly Asia" go to Indonesia. Trust me, Malaysia is pretty much bullshit when it comes to culture.

"Jakarta, born and raised."

Indonesian culture; food, babes, beaches, booze, and indomie (cost like about Rp2.500 here, about 25 cents or cheaper I think. And no it's not made in Australia...)

Indonesian Culture by its_me_ray_tall_queer_handsome October 21, 2011

Indonesian Reporting Commission 

Noun:

A serial jackass foreign-based Facebook group , commonly known as “Indonesian Reporting Commission (not known to be officially associated with any government of any nation) who hates Liberty, Freedom, and Freedom of Speech and Expression. These parasitic Facebook trolls are known to infiltrate innocent Facebook groups and post illicit content using fake profiles, then use a separate account to report the group against community standards which ultimately end up being zucced . The result of this Crime Against Humanity is loss of enjoyment to view and contribute to topic-based memes in closed groups.

If Dante (Famous Italian Painter of Inferno (see Wikipedia)) had conceptualized a 10th level of Hell, this is where these Bastards would go.

My favorite Facebook group “The middle-aged Divorced Wine Moms Club” was zucced by the savage bastards known as the Indonesian Reporting Commission. How will I ever be able to post 10 am wine glass pics and feel no shame now??? THOSE SICK BASTARDS NEED TO BE BANNED.

HOLD MY WINE GLASS 🍷 KRISTA, I’M CONTACTING MY DIVORCE ATTORNEY 👨 ⚖️📖AND SUING THESE BASTARDS!

Indonesian Reporting Commission by SkiUtah119 May 26, 2019