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Slop in the Pot 

This statement refers to the lowest caliber of anything on the planet. The bare minimum at its worst. Basically, when something’ or someone is sh*t.
“Ah she’s a slop in the pot at best.”, “All Jake deserves is Slop in the pot.” , “Oh yeh that f@$&en slop in the pot of a human!”
Slop in the Pot by KoalaMate September 7, 2020

Dookie in the pot

“Ima go drop a dookie in the pot”
Dookie in the pot by Pantysniffa5 January 21, 2021

meat in the pot 

When you finally get the dick in and afterwards you get the stank dick
meat in the pot: Put the dick in and suffer because you a fuckboy
meat in the pot by Godofball April 1, 2015

Keep the tea in the pot 

when you have something to say about somebody or something but you decide to keep it to yourself. also known as spilling tea when you tell someone about what happened.
did you hear about Jason,never mind I’m going to keep the tea in the pot.
Keep the tea in the pot by lilv February 26, 2018

pudding in the pot 

What's left over if someone hasn't efficiently wiped their ass.
I was licking this chick up and down the other day, but I got to her ass and she still had pudding in the pot. I put the kaibosh on our relationship right then and there.

Spoon in the pot

In sexuality, the act of penetration. The spoon stands for the male member, the pot represents female reproductive organ.
Riki: Hi Mattia, how was your date with that bitch? Did you put the spoon in the pot?
Mattia: No, you know, I'm a wanker!
Spoon in the pot by bARMAn78 September 25, 2008
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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