Hot as a stove

In sexuality, when a girl is horny, resulting in having her sexual organ over-heated.

Riki: Hi Mattia, how was your date yesterday night?
Mattia: Oh god, she was hot as a stove, but you know, I'm a wanker and I didn't put the spoon in the pot.

by bARMAn78 September 26, 2008

Spoon in the pot

In sexuality, the act of penetration. The spoon stands for the male member, the pot represents female reproductive organ.

Riki: Hi Mattia, how was your date with that bitch? Did you put the spoon in the pot?
Mattia: No, you know, I'm a wanker!

by bARMAn78 September 25, 2008