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in sex with

you're not in love with someone but you think you are because it's the best sex of your life to date.
you just met a new guy (or gal) and he tells you he loves you and you aren't sure how to respond. You know that he's good and all that, but what would it be like if you couldn't have sex with him? You realize that there wouldn't be any additional feelings if he didn't give you an orgasm every 10 minutes, but of course you don't tell him that or he'll stop giving you an orgasm every 10 minutes. So you tell him "hey honey, I'm not in love with you, I'm in sex with you"
in sex with by smalltowncitygirl January 4, 2010
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i had sex with an omlette in the middle of a mall while making eye contact with a security guard before being escorted out 

you screwed up bigtime. fr on god.
person 1: i had sex with an omlette in the middle of a mall while making eye contact with a security guard before being escorted out
person 2: you fucking what??? you goin to jail cuhhhhhhhhh

Gay Butt sex with Šeki in skupstina 

Wow its a very nice day today i think i will have gay butt sex with Šeki in skupstina
Im gonna have Gay Butt sex with Šeki in skupstina

have sex with me in the bathroom 

ohh babyy commee and have fuckin Sex with me in the washroom yasss daddyyyy
ohh babyy commee and have Sex with me in the bathroom yasss daddyyyy
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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
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