you're not in love with someone but you think you are because it's the best sex of your life to date.
you just met a new guy (or gal) and he tells you he loves you and you aren't sure how to respond. You know that he's good and all that, but what would it be like if you couldn't have sex with him? You realize that there wouldn't be any additional feelings if he didn't give you an orgasm every 10 minutes, but of course you don't tell him that or he'll stop giving you an orgasm every 10 minutes. So you tell him "hey honey, I'm not in love with you, I'm in sex with you"
by smalltowncitygirl January 4, 2010
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Something I will probably never have.
Me: I've never had sex before, and most likely never will.
by Hisashi46 February 27, 2015
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when you shove your dick into a lava lamp because your lonely as fuck
by Jerry the wanking dolphin December 16, 2018
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Sex is the acronym for the way humans are created. S stands for Super, E stands for extraterrestrial, and X stands for Xenomorphing. So sex is Super Extraterrestrial Xenomorphing. The way it works is the storks deliver the baby to the mom. The baby is created by crushing high energy mass, and the rest ends up in the mom's belly. The mom goes to the hospital so they make sure that she doesn't drop the baby. And she also had to scream really loudly for the storks to know where she is.
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"I wish I was getting sex tonight instead of looking it up on Urban dictionary..."
by blahderdash April 14, 2009
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to fuck, to screw, to bang, to reproduce, to copulate, to pork your lover, to booger my bed, to hump your honey, to get laid, to lay some pipe, to hide the salami, to slam (or to get slammed), to burry the bone, to stuff the donut, to moisten the carpet, to dine in the Y, to munch on the rug, to physically express shit, to slam the hen, to shoot the sherbert, to whack Willy Wonka into Wonderland, to yodel in the mighty fairy-infested, stinky, and yeast-infested canyon of love. There are many kinds of this, like dick in ass and dick in vagina, dick in mouth or vagina in mouth. It expresses pleasure for both men and women.
"I got fucked, John."
"Realy, by who?"
"Stupid question pussyhole. It was us."
"Yes, sex babe."
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The hottest thing known to man kind
10 year old: I HAD SEX WITH UR MOM LAST NIGHT HER ASS WAS SO FUCKING BIG!!!!
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