impulse buy 

When you have a sudden, random, inexplainable urge to buy something: for no particular reason. And you end up regretting wasting money on said thin, when you never use it.

Derek: I was in a mosque in Turkey and I just totally had to buy a Koran.
Bob: Dude, you don't even read your Bible.
Derek: I know I wasted 5 million turkish lire!! aaaahh - total impulse buy

impulse buy by amachronic January 5, 2009

impulse buy-curious 

1. Noun- One who is on the verge of making an impulse buy.

"Yo, Nancy was at the Bose store gettin' all impulse buy-curious and shit. She almost bought a damn massage chair!"

impulse buy-curious by l33tatrl January 3, 2009

impulse buyer 

someone who cannot resist the temptation of buying things when seen, things like coffee mugs telescopes grenade launchers jewelery porn and other adult toys

look at all this shit(a talking to b after a(s) mothers death while cleaning out her house)fuck.. she must have been one of those impulse buyers

impulse buyer by vaginal treasures January 5, 2009

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008