Imping

The process of sexing whilst flopping like a seal in a coma.

Mate, I was totally imping this bitch last night!

by matt & oli February 23, 2008

Imping and gimping

Incessant and restless behavior.

"I couldn't sleep to save my life, because your Ass was up imping and gimping all night."

by DickTracy108 March 23, 2017

impignorate

To impregnate a pig.

"Omg, Josh totally impignorated a pig last night!"
"Yeah, have you seen the last pig he impignorated? It died during giving birth!"
"OMG! He's such a pig!"
"I know!"

by Maoraw May 16, 2014

impignorate

Inserting a penis inside a pig and thereby making it pregnant with a pigman baby

Guy: "Omg Cleetus totally impignorated a pig last night!"
Girl: "Wait, you've never impignorated a pig?"
Guy: "Huh? No uh... People do that?"
Girl: "Are you seriously telling me that you've never impignorated a pig?! What's next, are you gonna tell me you're gay?! Are you a faggot, Billy?"
Billy: "What?! No! I just haven't found the right pig I guess..."
Girl: "I'll tell you what Billy, tonight we're gonna go out with the boys and find you a plump little piggy to impignorate. How's that sound?!"
Billy: "Okay cool! I can't wait!"

by Maoraw March 9, 2021

impinge

to encroach upon, infringe, have an effect, make an impression

I hope I don't impinge on her personal space by sitting between her and Zeke.

by Tall Tower April 26, 2006

iming yourself

When you are bored and have no friends, so you start a chat with yourself.

benjabean1: hello
benjabean1: hello
benjabean1: how are you?
benjabean1: how are you?
benjabean1: fine thanks, how are you?
benjabean1: fine thanks, how are you?

Person walks by, looks at screen, "Dude, stop iming yourself!"

by D0M1N8 June 24, 2010

Impigrous

Verb. Quick or diligent. Extremely uncommon.

Her actions were impigrous
He dusted the top shelf impigrously

by HorriblyCheerful August 21, 2010