immin

Like imma, but for the future tense - saying that you will (in the future) be going to do something.

"Egbert finna slap you tomorrow"
"If he be slappin me, immin slap back"

by crazynutsack October 12, 2022

qualified immunity

A bizarre policy which prevents police officers from being held accountable when they violate somebody's rights

A cop pulls somebody over for a broken tail light and ends up shooting them.The cop claims he thought their cell phone or whatever was a gun. the victims family might sue the police department in which case any settlement would be paid with tax dollars but because of qualified immunity the police officer can't be personally sued.

by Just_sayin' May 30, 2021

immunoproficient

First popularized on c/NoNewNormal, immunoproficient is used to refer to people who haven't gotten a covid jab. The name came about as new research suggests the vaccine may damage your immune system and health long term.

"Did she get the shot?" "no she's immunoproficient"

by immunoproficientgirl February 14, 2022

Piñata Immigration Reform

Phrase used to describe immigration reform that provides an equal opportunity for any illegal with a clean record to win their American citizenship. One convicted felon is removed from the prison system, and with feet and hands bound, strung up at the town square. A small group of illegal immigrants are provided a set of golf clubs to choose from, are blindfolded and the fun begins.
Illegals wielding a wood or driver are given 2 swings, while iron club users get 1 swing before moving to the next participant. The wetback that delivers the deathblow is granted American citizenship. The general public is encouraged to gather round and enjoy the festivities.

Juan: I can’t wait for my chance to become an American. I’ve been practice swinging down at the range all week!
Carlos: Yes señor Juan, I too have dreamed of this day of Piñata Immigration Reform! Town square is decorated nicely and will be quite the fiesta today!

by sciflyer.25 April 18, 2013

Immanuel Cunt

Someone who thinks they know philosophy, but in reality just use philosophical concepts to be complete assholes.

Alberto: Dude, that chick is so hot

Armando: not really, because nobody actually exists

Alberto: Oh my god, you're such an Immanuel Cunt

by Eckersley September 17, 2013

Imminent Rueage

The expectation that woe and regret will develop soon. Usually referring to another person when vengeance is served.

He will rue the day he crossed The Extreme.
We're talking imminent rueage.

by MitchellandBradshaw December 16, 2015

Undocumented Immigrant

An immigrant is "a person who comes to a country to take up permanent residence." (Merriam Webster) According to the Department of Homeland Security, "A Green Card holder (permanent resident) is someone who has been granted authorization to live and work in the United States on a permanent basis. As proof of that status, U.S. Citizenship and Immigration Services (USCIS) grants a person a permanent resident card, commonly called a "Green Card.""

"Undocumented Immigrants" do not have a green card and have not taken steps to obtain status as residents of the United States and therefore they are not immigrants. The term immigrant is used as a way to mock people who enter the United States illegally as nonresidents.

The Undocumented Immigrant is not eligible for unemployment benefits because he is not a legal resident of the United States.

by Sisseton Wapheton Descendent April 24, 2021