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imagine if Kendall Jenner is your fan
imagine if Dixie D'Amelio is a Dancer and not a Singer
imagine if you own a big Hotel
imagine if you have Infinte Money
imagine if you have over 150M followers on Instagram
imagine if Money never existed

imagine if Fidget toys aren't real
imagine if your idol isn't famous
imagine if your name is 'Cyndi'
imagine if your childhood is ruined
imagine if your famous
imagine if fnaf is a really hated game
imagine if Annoying Orange made a face reveal
imagine if Minecraft is more famous than Roblox
imagine if you played Roblox with MrBeast

- That's all, hope you guys like it!
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imagine if... by cyndiloves January 27, 2022
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Imagine if...

The two words which precede one of the worst tweet of existence.
Never gonna forget the Imagine if... incident from 10/4/20

imagine if ninja got a low taper fade 

A tiktok freestyler was live one day rapping comments and came across the lyric "IMAGINE IF NINJA GOT A LOW TAPER FADE" shortly becoming a meme.
Kid 1: IMAGINE IF NINJA GOT A LOW TAPER FADE
Kid 2: kill yourself nigger

Imagine if ninja had a low taper fade 

Your still stuck in January 2024, your probably 5 yrs old and watch skibbity toilet on a daily basis.
Mike: What haircut should I get?
Samuel: Imagine if ninja had a low taper fade!!!
Mike: Kill your self

imagine if the jonkler got a low taper fade 

the definition of this word is MASSIVE, it involves having john pork as your barber as he cuts your hair to turn it into a low taper fade.. you cant help but think... "man.. i just cant imagine if jonkler got a low taper fade instead of me..".. the moment john pork finishes the cut.. he will ask you.. "what is the next step of the operation?" you will then turn into the jonkler with his low taper fade and lock in.. you will then be able to talk to both huzz and bruzz alike.. BOIII THIS DEFINITION IS SO TUFF
john pork cutting his hair
man (thinkin like the thinka): man.. i cant imagine if the jonkler of all people got a low taper fade...
john pork (finishes): what is the nexts step of the operation?
man (proceeds to jerk, pulling out his shlong dong and goons a little bit for a split second before locking in and says out loud): IMAGINE IF JONKLER GOT A LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW TAPER FAAADE.
(the man proceeds to turn into the jonkler, with his brand new epic low taper fade that look so TUFF BOII)
john pork: understood my nigga
(john pork turns into dequavious pork to have n word pass)
(the man exits the room to talk to the huzz and bruzz, still having indecent exposure of his shlong dong in public.)
(the end, make sure to like, subscribe, and ring that bell for part 2 of imagine if the jonkler got a low taper fade.)
(its still massive)

Imagine If Men

had to breastfeed babies using their cocks
"imagine if men had to breastfeed babies using their cocks"
-Kira
Imagine If Men by vuller November 5, 2025

Just imagine if Timo had missed this 

This is used to describe when a player misses a really easy chance, usually in front of goal. Whatever the reason, it is embarrassing when a player misses a sitter.
Just imagine if Timo had missed this