im not gay

The phrase most often spoken right before someone says some gay shit.

Im not gay, but if i was I'd fuck that guy.

by Very good name August 20, 2020

im not gay

"guys im not gay" is exactly what a Gay person would say.

"guys im not gay. I'm- I'M NOT GAY!"
Source: Search "Guy's I'm not gay" on Youtube.

by Psycho Doge September 27, 2020

im not gay

This is a sentence is used by people who are trying to tell other people that they are not gay, but they are gay. So if you say this people automatically going to assume that you like the same gender as you are.

Guys, guys, im not gay trust me. (He is gay)

by pseudonymanman December 19, 2023

Im not gay

Something someone who is internally homophobic but quite gay

Mickey: Im not gay but Ian Gallagher is really hot
Mandy: mick that's gay asf
Mickey: stfu

by yoururbansdicktionary March 2, 2025

Im not gay seat

A seat at a movie theater located directly between two homophobic straight males who are attending the film together.

"This theater wouldn't be so crowded if there weren't so many 'Im not gay seats' being taken! GAWD"

by Arianeeeee February 10, 2007

"im not gay" hug

When two men, having a mutual respect for each other, give one another a hug and pat on the back, usually, three times in rapid succession. "pat... pat... pat" which translates to "im... not... gay"

I hadn't seen my friend in so long i hugged him, but i didn't want to seem gay so i have him the "Im not gay" hug.

by matt flowers February 13, 2007

IM NOT GAY MOM

A WORD USED WHEN you tell your mom your not gay

"TRUST ME MOM IM NOT GAY UGH YOU NEVER BELIVE ME!" this phrase shows you are telling your mom you are not homosexual. Im not gay mom means you are telling your mom that you are not homosexual.

by im not gay mom i promise November 6, 2020