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Ilmooknees

The leading brand of intimidating mattresses. It is shaped like a girly bug, similarly to the gen 3 Pokémon "Illumise".
"Ilmooknees guys! Guys it's Ilmooknees! It's a real word I swear! Don't look it up! Don't look up the definition of Ilmooknees! Oh no, it's not very nope! Don't do that, it's not a good word! Don't look it up!"
Ilmooknees by randomshadyperson February 11, 2021
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Individual fandom name for someone who stan Namjoon or Rapmon (BTS Member) in Indonesia.

Ilmon stands for "Ilma love Rapmon"
Bocil Avkor: I'm ARMY from Indonesia and my favorite BTS member is Namjoon, but i don't know what is the fandom name? What do you call Namjoon stan?

Senior Borany: Ilmon dik...
Ilmon by whisky without the e April 12, 2023

Ilmooknees

Definitely a real word that you shouldn't be looking up
Its ilmooknees it's a real word i swear don't look it up
Ilmooknees by Shelasakur February 11, 2021

funiosity 

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.
"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"
funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007
Word of the Day on July 25, 2026
A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.
1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.
Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016
Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026