Skip to main content
Urban Dictionary Merch
Your favorite words on things you can wear, drink from, read, or give to a friend.
The Urban Dictionary Store sells gifts you’ll have to explain.
“Yo that club we hit was illshit”
Illshit by anonymous August 28, 2025

ilshitmpatr 

l laughed so hard i threw my phone across the room
Bro this video is so funny ilshitmpatr
ilshitmpatr by dbs3272globeabb October 27, 2022

ill shit 

anything you do thats ill

ill, not as in 'down with the flu' but ill as in short for illegitimate, or whacked out on cough syrup or smokin major grass.
1. smoking weed
2. indian music (zitars, drums, vocals)
3. this situation: approaching a group of friends with a box of lucky charms without saying anything and when they ask for some you deny them an walk away
4. anything illegal but really fun like:
a. drivebys (driving with the boot)
b. mailbox baseball
c. rapping about ghandi

used in a sentence as:
a separable verb:
righteous dude #1:
Dude, that shit you were doing is hella ill.
a noun
righteous dude #2:
What are you up to today?
righteous dude #2:
Sum ill shit.
ill shit by superjesus December 6, 2006

Ilshitmigsomn 

The old school way to say “I’m laughing so hard I think milk is gonna squirt out my nostrils”

Easy way to say it “I’ll shit mig-some-in”

4MW
Mo: dude.. when you shit in a bag...

ilshitmigsomn!

Lo: homes... yup. You bring out the best in me dawg. Ilshitmigsomn
Ilshitmigsomn by KernalK November 9, 2019

Illhittabitch 

Tom hit the bitch for not making him pie.
Illhittabitch by Deja Entendu October 26, 2003

ilshiterate 

Oh man, I haven't had enough fiber in my diet as of late. I'm feeling very ilshiterate today.
ilshiterate by entergoatman May 26, 2016
More from Urban Dictionary
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026
Load more