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illegally blind 

A person who is blind illegally, and has a warrant for being blind.
"Hey, you're illegally blind! Get over here!"
illegally blind by ArthurM0rgan November 20, 2019

illegal smashing 

This is what most people do when they smash. Happens a lot at Old Baby. It's perfectly harmless and has shown no signs of health concerns. Commonly associated with the act of schlop.
"So, do most people smash... Illegally?"

"Me and my girlfriend often participate in illegal smashing"

illegalism 

The act of being stupid or intolerable.
eg 1: Why is that guy being such an illegalism.

eg 2: Did you here how Trump was attacking orphans?

Yeah CNN said he was being an illegalism.

Did you
illegalism by moodmah February 28, 2017

Illegal Gymigrant 

A term describing a person who sneaks into the gym without paying, or someone who uses another's gym pass in order to work out.
Brad always worked out three times a week, but, being an illegal gymigrant, he never actually paid to use the gym facilities - he just snuck past the front desk.
Illegal Gymigrant by L0 June 13, 2010
Word of the Day on October 11, 2012

illegal lane change 

Changing from vaginal intercourse to anal intercourse without the consent of the female partner.
Barb went ballistic when Ken pulled an illegal lane change last night.

lil illegal baby 

a memoji that pops out when you do something illegal
Minecraft banana herd that has strocks-gosh your such a lil illegal baby
Milena-me too
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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
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