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Iledana is a really beautiful girl. She is everything you can want in a person. She has a very beautiful personality. And she may seem shy at first but when you take the time to know her she will the the best person you meet. Even tho she may do some stupid stuff she will always be on your side. Iledana is a bad bitch. Even tho she might go crazy she might wanna make you spend all your money. But she is a very creative person and the best person you will meet. Don't ever replace or leave her. Your life wont be so fun anymore.
1: omg look at iledana.!
2: rightt shes so beautiful. And she's a bad bitch.
iledana by 3bigballs :D November 21, 2021
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ileana is the type of person who can be awkward at times but isnt afraid to be herself..shes absolutely funny and can bring any down momment into a funny one. shes super gorgeous and has a caring heart.she wishes that one guy would like her,eventhough she might not have the chance, she isnt going to wait forever for him to speak up but can caring on like she doesnt have a care for him at all. shes the type of person that you tell anything to and she just always knows what to say...she knows where she stands and wont let anyone stand in her way she will dance to her favorite songs like no one is watching .she knows all the lyrics to just about every song and can sing them out to the world she has an amazing sense of style and puts the HOT in hottie . she may not be popular but she is a very well known person. she may seem like a bitch or possibly look like one but she is the sweetest person you will ever meet,the only time she will go full bitch on you is if you piss her off.
"have you seen ileana ?"

"yeah shes over there dancing"
ileana by bigbootyhoeeee February 11, 2013
The best gf you can have, she is a sweetheart and always know what’s to say. She has the weirdest laughs and it short and has messy hair, really pretty though.
Did you see Ileana, what a cutie!
Ileana by Jacob_Up January 23, 2022
Bearer of light from Troy. Shining one
Ileana is the coolest person you will ever meet.

- yea she lights up my world!
Ileana by ukwsbs August 11, 2010

Ileana ain't like it small 

Stronger than any roasts. No other roasts/trap card/spell card can stop dis. Everytime this is used against u, ur dick -3 inches. When ur dick is smaller than 0 inches, u become a trap.
George: ur mom gay
Pantea: ur dad lesbian
George: no u
Pantea: ur granny tranny
George: ur grandpap trap
Pantea: Ileana ain't like it small
George: dick becomes -1 inches.
Ileana is a super sweet, caring, funny person. She’s quite introverted so you’ll have to get her to open up before you get to see these qualities. She can be quite flirty, but she doesn’t think she is. She is a super awesome girlfriend and tries to be clingy but really isn’t.
Hey, have you seen Ileana?

Yeah, she’s always with her boyfriend anon
Ileana by MandoBoi May 26, 2019
She is so pretty, and very kind. She has a nice body with beautiful skin. She is the perfect person so nice and sweet. She has many friends and is willing to protect and stand up for them. They are always defending her from guys and crazy girls. Don't make her mad cause she is always ready for a fight. She has an outgoing personality. Always dancing like nobody's there. Overall just everyone's favorite girl! You wanna be friends with her. She is very trustworthy, always giving good advice.
Danny: Damn who's that girl over there? She hella fine!

Jared: Her name is Ileana, I wanna take her home.

John: Yup she can do more of that dirty dancing.

Serena: That's my friend sicko's so I suggest you guys get the f***k away!
Ileana by Thatoneb July 15, 2019
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