ijp 

Acronym for "I just peed", in reaction to hearing something hysterically funny

roflmao, ijp!!!

ijp by vwhitey April 24, 2013

IJP 

I Just Popped

you see that hot girl.. IJP man, IJP!

IJP by thewh0 May 22, 2011

ijp 

an individual who possesses many fine qualities and has an eye for the ladies. Often makes retarded comments and looks stupid.

"Look at him he's such an ijp...."

ijp by syrex October 7, 2003

IJPMP 

Abbreviation for "I Just Pooped My Pants". See also YJPYP.

"IJPMP"
"YJPYP?"
"Yes :("

IJPMP by The Soul Eater October 22, 2006

ijpal 

"I just peed a little"

1.)Used to show extreme amusement when conventional terms like lol or rofl do not place enough emphasis; borderline hysterical.

2.) urinating oneself.

1.) Kwo: in case you didnt notice, i dont like dicks except for mine

Josh: haha

Kwo: rofl

Josh IJPAL

2) Kwo: That grandma has a shotgun!

Josh: IJPAL

ijpal by Ignaciogodzillazink June 5, 2009

ijpiri

"I Just Put It Right In"

Steve: How was your date with Edna?
Robby: Pretty good I guess...
Steve: What did you do?
Robby: Well we went to the movies, then we went back to my place and ijpiri.

ijpiri by Moxco February 8, 2007

IJPM 

"I Just Pissed Myself" Used in e-mails, on blogs and on forums to express that someone just said/posted something so funny you almost wet your pants.

Someone posted that TPC is gay.

I would simply follow with "IJPM"

IJPM by Uh8teme April 8, 2007