ijp
roflmao, ijp!!!
Words you can keep
ijp
an individual who possesses many fine qualities and has an eye for the ladies. Often makes retarded comments and looks stupid.
IJPMP
IJPMP by The Soul Eater October 22, 2006
ijpal
"I just peed a little"
1.)Used to show extreme amusement when conventional terms like lol or rofl do not place enough emphasis; borderline hysterical.
2.) urinating oneself.
1.)Used to show extreme amusement when conventional terms like lol or rofl do not place enough emphasis; borderline hysterical.
2.) urinating oneself.
1.) Kwo: in case you didnt notice, i dont like dicks except for mine
Josh: haha
Kwo: rofl
Josh IJPAL
2) Kwo: That grandma has a shotgun!
Josh: IJPAL
Josh: haha
Kwo: rofl
Josh IJPAL
2) Kwo: That grandma has a shotgun!
Josh: IJPAL
ijpal by Ignaciogodzillazink June 5, 2009
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Salad Days
green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
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board chow
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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