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Abbreviation for "I Just Pooped My Pants". See also YJPYP.
"IJPMP"
"YJPYP?"
"Yes :("
IJPMP by The Soul Eater October 22, 2006
Related Words
IJPML • ijpal • IJBML • IJPM • ijpmdiabod • IJPMP • IPML
"I just peed a little"

1.)Used to show extreme amusement when conventional terms like lol or rofl do not place enough emphasis; borderline hysterical.

2.) urinating oneself.
1.) Kwo: in case you didnt notice, i dont like dicks except for mine

Josh: haha

Kwo: rofl

Josh IJPAL

2) Kwo: That grandma has a shotgun!

Josh: IJPAL
ijpal by Ignaciogodzillazink June 5, 2009
"I Just Pissed Myself" Used in e-mails, on blogs and on forums to express that someone just said/posted something so funny you almost wet your pants.
Someone posted that TPC is gay.

I would simply follow with "IJPM"
IJPM by Uh8teme April 8, 2007
I just blew my load.
Peyton Manning just threw a touchdown pass to win! IJBML!!!
IJBML by justforfunsies September 10, 2012
An acronym used to show extreme laughter, it means I just peed a little
ijpal by Zakkery April 6, 2009
IPML I'm pissing myself laughing

when sumink iz realy funny nd a lil bit of pee comes out.
you:guess what
friend:what?
you:PENIS!!!!!!!
friend:IPML
IPML by punky asshole June 25, 2006
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