IJPM

"I Just Pissed Myself" Used in e-mails, on blogs and on forums to express that someone just said/posted something so funny you almost wet your pants.

Someone posted that TPC is gay.

I would simply follow with "IJPM"

by Uh8teme April 8, 2007

IJPMP

Abbreviation for "I Just Pooped My Pants". See also YJPYP.

"IJPMP"
"YJPYP?"
"Yes :("

by The Soul Eater October 22, 2006

IJPML

Texting acronym: I just peed myself laughing.

OMG, WTF???
R U OK?
IJPML!!!
ROTFL!!!

by MEH756 May 22, 2018

ijpmdiabod

I just put my dick in a bag of doritos

Aye bro pulled a ijpmdiabod at Jerry’s house.

by Dick in a bag December 3, 2020