IJPMP

Abbreviation for "I Just Pooped My Pants". See also YJPYP.

"IJPMP"
"YJPYP?"
"Yes :("

by The Soul Eater October 22, 2006

IJIMP

I jizzed in my pants.

I wrote a definition on the Urban Dictionary and IJIMP.

by Moron and Retard February 15, 2009

ijwmptgbtfubarn

Freak nasty talk. Meaning - I just want my pussy beat the fuck up by a real nigga.

The girl longing for intercourse said to her friend "ijwmptgbtfubarn".

by waindaddy June 23, 2016

Ijwmpa

"Ijwmpa" is an acronym that stands for "I just want my pussy ate"

"Are you horny?"
"Ijwmpa"

by NayyThePony May 13, 2016

ijsmp

short for i just shit my pants

ijsmp when the monster popped up on the screen

by Poopdum again May 2, 2006

ijwmpaumls

I Just Want My Pussy Ate Until My Legs Shake

Him: "what you want for your birthday sexy"
Her: "ijwmpaumls"
Him: "aight bet imma eat you til yo soul leave your body "

by Pineapplepunarni March 10, 2017

iJump

Perhaps the most retarded bot on SwiftIRC, little sibling bot of iKick.

Hey look! It's iJump...oh what's that it's doing? The hell? Hey somebody stop the thing! Who's the idiot that made this thing, anyway?

by [_JC_] August 5, 2007