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Ifbit, usually used in an exclamation. Meaning "It's funny because it's true"
"I forgot to use protection and now I have herpes"
"IFBIT!!!"
ifbit by Kinkos August 8, 2006
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A minecraft competitive team. Currently Tier 5 in the Bridges Competitive team. This team consists of Gayworth, FuckFTW, Mole, Candy 1 and 2, and a bunch of other hoes.
Do you play minecraft competitively? I play on IFBIT!
IFBIT by Hdksndjdkxod May 27, 2017
Related Words
ifbit IFBITBB IBitch ifrit Imbit Ibit iBitching Ibitha Iffit Ibitayo
stands for “i don’t belong in this club”. the band WHY DONT WE, posted yesterday on instagram the abbreviation. hopefully this definition will help some limelights that are searching for the answer to what it means :)
DID YOU SEE #IDBITC ON WHY DONT WE’S INSTAGRAM POST? I WONDER WHAT IT MEANS!!!
idbitc by sMiLeY fAcE:) March 19, 2019
A deadly disease that's known to cause insanity, insomnia, and often death. Symptoms include dark bags under your eyes, excessive yawning, hair loss, fatigue, loss of appetite and shaking. Not to be confused with senioritis, this disease infects all IB students around the world.
That kid has the worst case of IBitis I have ever seen; he doesn't sleep, doesn't eat, and his eyes look constantly bruised.
IBitis by Gamer71320 July 8, 2010
Someone who is

stupid

idiot

dumbass

retard
That guy is such an imbit
imbit by subui September 28, 2021
ifhits- a term coined on the Fall of the west message board, meaning I Find Humor In That Statement.
Carl: Eat the pork chop gandhi!
Bob: IFHITS!!
ifhits by Ex-Comrade August 5, 2006

iFaithful 

Someone who fully supports Apple products, without hesitation and regardless of obvious shortcomings in the offering.
Dave: "Gee Mike, you're in late today!"
Mike: "Yeah, I had to fight my way through the iFaithful lined up at the electronics store around the courner, waiting for the 3G iPhone to be released!"
iFaithful by buckonz August 3, 2008
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026

mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
Word of the Day on August 22, 2026
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