something you say after a lame excuse to cancel plans with friends, usually for a better offer, without any real intention of considering original plan
a guy you've been dying to go out with asks you to dinner Friday night:
Sorry Rachel - I won't be able to make it to your sister's middle school graduation Friday night - will need to work late that day but if anything changes I'll let you know.
If Katiuska Robles's Future Is The Angel Number 5305 And Avoiding Cystic Lesions Then I Kill Her For Anything If She Tries Anything, Full-Stop<Period`~`Punctuation>
Katiuska Robles's Future Is The Angel Number 5305 And Avoiding Cystic Lesions Then I Kill Her For Anything If She Tries Anything, Full-Stop<Period`~`Punctuation>
If Katiuska Robles's Future Is The Angel Number 5305 And Avoiding Cystic Lesions Then I Kill Her For Anything If She Tries Anything, Full-Stop<Period`~`Punctuation>
Meaning if you really really really want, you could shove anything up your rectum or vagina. If you're horny enough, you can (and will) use anything as a masturbatory tool.
You were masturbating with a pizza? How is that even possible???
- Anything's a dildo if you try hard enough!