if dick 

When a married guy says he would bang another women if he was single

I would give the hot intern the if dick.

if dick by FromDaRidge March 21, 2017

National suck a dick if youre name is Pălimaru day 

This day, is a day in which if u sau "Păli esti gay" he nas to suck youre dick
If you are a girl goodluck
This day balls on october 16

Rares: Pali azi e National suck a dick if youre name is Pălimaru day. Asa ca Pali e gay
Palimaru: Off acm trebe sa iti sug pula. *ii suge pula lui Rares*

National suck a dick if youre name is Pălimaru day by Bianca Spanu 💕 October 15, 2019

Like if you have a big dick 

A simple trick designed so that when you get a large sum of likes you edit the comment to say “Like if you have a small dick” successfully fooling all those who liked

Damn man, I liked a ‘like if you have a big dick’ comment and he changed it to say ‘like if you have a small dick’

Like if you have a big dick by H A K September 13, 2019

If i had an eye on my dick, i'd see inside your mouth 

An insultive phrase, denoting that you fuck somebody's mouth, that's not ever meant to be true, but it's always funny to tell it to your friends/enemies/dog/slaves/mailmen/mailwomen/pOsama Bin Laden]/anybody.

Osama Bin Laden: I am going to bomb 'mericans again.
'bama: If i had an eye on my dick, i'd see inside your mouth.

If i had an eye on my dick, i'd see inside your mouth by Tyranosaurus Alan March 25, 2010

If You Want To Live With A Digital Footprint Within THe Middle Of Your Two Lobes The So Be It Dick Suckeru 

If You Want To Live With A Digital Footprint Within THe Middle Of Your Two Lobes The So Be It Dick Suckeru

If You Want To Live With A Digital Footprint Within THe Middle Of Your Two Lobes The So Be It Dick Suckeru

If You Want To Live With A Digital Footprint Within THe Middle Of Your Two Lobes The So Be It Dick Suckeru by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 27, 2025

I don't care if he has to suck dicks for a living 

What is said about someone who is a tight wad and/or rich and has fallen on hard times and lost all there money. And you hate there guts.

I hate that Donald Trump! I don't care if he has to suck dicks for a living.

I don't care if he has to suck dicks for a living by Deep blue 2012 May 9, 2010