Skip to main content
When a married guy says he would bang another women if he was single
I would give the hot intern the if dick.
if dick by FromDaRidge March 21, 2017
Urban Dictionary Merch

National suck a dick if youre name is Pălimaru day 

This day, is a day in which if u sau "Păli esti gay" he nas to suck youre dick
If you are a girl goodluck
This day balls on october 16
Rares: Pali azi e National suck a dick if youre name is Pălimaru day. Asa ca Pali e gay
Palimaru: Off acm trebe sa iti sug pula. *ii suge pula lui Rares*

Like if you have a big dick 

A simple trick designed so that when you get a large sum of likes you edit the comment to say “Like if you have a small dick” successfully fooling all those who liked
Damn man, I liked a ‘like if you have a big dick’ comment and he changed it to say ‘like if you have a small dick
Like if you have a big dick by H A K September 13, 2019

If i had an eye on my dick, i'd see inside your mouth 

An insultive phrase, denoting that you fuck somebody's mouth, that's not ever meant to be true, but it's always funny to tell it to your friends/enemies/dog/slaves/mailmen/mailwomen/pOsama Bin Laden]/anybody.
Osama Bin Laden: I am going to bomb 'mericans again.
'bama: If i had an eye on my dick, i'd see inside your mouth.

If You Want To Live With A Digital Footprint Within THe Middle Of Your Two Lobes The So Be It Dick Suckeru 

If You Want To Live With A Digital Footprint Within THe Middle Of Your Two Lobes The So Be It Dick Suckeru
If You Want To Live With A Digital Footprint Within THe Middle Of Your Two Lobes The So Be It Dick Suckeru

I don't care if he has to suck dicks for a living 

What is said about someone who is a tight wad and/or rich and has fallen on hard times and lost all there money. And you hate there guts.
I hate that Donald Trump! I don't care if he has to suck dicks for a living.
More from Urban Dictionary
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
Next