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Idposer - and idiotic poser who likes something because it's a trend. this is usually a term for music. stop being idiotic posers. like what you like but don't force it

pronunciation:
id - po - sir -
"look, it's an idposer" "idposers hurt my head"
idposer by sid9282 July 31, 2021
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photo-imposer 

One who sneaks into the background of a person or group of people posing for a picture, usually making a face or picking their nose, totally unbeknownst to the photographer.

Sometimes, the savvy photo-imposer will even squeeze in with a group of friends posing for a *guest phtographer.
Guy showing off pictures at work- "Here we are in New York, see the Statue of Liberty behind us?"
Co-worker- "Yeah, but whos that guy next to you scratching his nuts?"

Bill: Here we are at Joe's party, what a blast!
Dave: Who the hell is the guy next to you putting his tounge in your ear???
Bill: Damn photo-imposer, Janet said he grabbed her ass during the picture.
photo-imposer by topsidejoe October 1, 2007
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When someone tries to make it look like they own an Ipod when they dont. An Iposer puts ipod headphones in their ears and puts the end of the wire in their pocket making it look like they are listening to an Ipod. An Iposer will ussually shake their head to make it look like they are actually listening to music.
"Nima was wearing Ipod headphones but there was nothing connected to the other side of the wire... what an Iposer!"
iposer by Jordan Jew July 23, 2007
A drug music, or white noise, that is projected into someones brain to reproduce the sensations of common drugs, such as heroin, ecstasy, cocaine, marijuana, LSD, and some of their own creatin. Deep puleses and sounds need to be picked up by high performance headphones in order to work.
Idosers are in the form of. Heroin, Ecstasy, LSD, Marijuana, as listed above.
idosers by Ethan1134 December 28, 2007
A bunch of sounds, compiled into a torrent, that when listened to for a certain period of time, will make you feel a certain kind of high. There are different versions, for whatever different drug you feel like feeling like you just did...if that makes sense.
I've never done it, but I know people who have.
"Have you ever tried an idoser?"
"Yeah dude it's great!"
idoser by concretekid January 17, 2009
Someone who thinks they can be something without a degree. Ex photographer
I don't have a degree in photography but pretend I can take pics so I'm an imposer
imposer by That man February 26, 2017
A person who only buys an iPod solely for the purpose of showing it off, looking "cool", or using the headphones as a fashion accessory.
Person 1: God, Max is such an iPoser.
Person 2: I know!!! I bet his iPod doesn't even have any songs on it.
iPoser by cheesyweesy January 4, 2008
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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