idolation

to isolate oneself completely from all social and media interaction because you recorded American Idol and have yet to watch the results.

Where's Lisa?
Oh, she's in idolation. I bet she doesn't even know about the massive earthquake in California!

by Thomasslc May 22, 2009

idolation

The use of magic while worshiping idols.

For this spell I used no idolation.

by AngelTxt August 19, 2016

Idolatrine

A song by the Swedish band Ghost. The word itself is purely made up by the band. Both the word and song reference the tendency of people to subject themselves to religious institutions that look down on their followers with a "disgraceful resentment." The word serves as a definition for this framework employed by religious institutions.

Kathy: Hey Beth, wanna go to the mall?
Beth: No way, I must pray for the next hour so the Lord may forgive me.
Kathy: OMG, did you like kill someone???
Beth: No, I am guilty only of the sin I was born with.
Stephany: *whisper to Kathy* I can't believe she can eat up that idolatrine.
Kathy: Shut up nerd, let's just go shopping.

by spycher February 5, 2020

Inflation

If monkeys have one banana, banana valuable. If monkeys grow more banana, banana not rare, banana not valuable

I do not understand why printing more money would cause an inflation. I don't get it

by anonymous December 17, 2020

Facebook Inflation

To "like" your own comment or status in order to increase its chances of showing in your friend's news feed.

Ray: I just liked my own status and now it's in your "top news."
Rash: Wow, man you're a snake.
Shah: Na man, that's Facebook Inflation right there

by lafayette69 June 23, 2011

D'inflation

In sports, the inflation of a player's per-game statistics as caused by a particular style or system of the coach they are playing for. See: D'Antoni, Mike

"The only reason he averaged 24 points and 10 assists is because of Don Nelson's offensive scheme. His numbers were a result of shameless D'inflation."

by Sports Guy Fan April 1, 2009

Futanari Inflation

A funny prank you can pull on unsuspecting friends that haven't dabbled around the internet very much. If you have a little decency, you would pull this on people whose search histories do not get checked by others.

friend 1: "Hey, did you know there is some Japanese guy name Ranto Futari who counterfeited like a billion dollars and got away with it?"

friend 2: "No way that sounds cool!"

friend 1: "Yeah just look up Futanari Inflation"

friend 2: *googles it* "Fuck you"

by richodude April 5, 2021