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indieviduals 

Indieviduals are what I have started to call all of the hipster kids these days that are anything but individual. Most of them go out to see movies like "Juno" because they think that it is an independent film, which will earn them indie cred. However, they buy into movies and music like that, which are funded by major production companies, making them completely mainstream. These kids go to websites (completely mainstream ones) to buy their "indie" clothes and find out exactly what music their "indie" cult is listening to that week. It is absolutely pathetic to me that any person can throw on a peacoat and a messenger bag, pop the spill canvas into their cd player, drink some 20-word long coffee drink, and call themselves and individual. I think that these days, any kid who just wears their old navy basics and listens to music like the police and the rolling stones is an individual just because they don't buy in to all of that crap that mainstream labels have labeled "INDIE."
Indievidual #1: What are you planning on doing today? I think I'll just read my super alternative copy of Nylon.

Indievidual #2: I'll probably just keep sipping on my grande soy non-fat decaf columbian latte with three pumps of passionfruit sweetening syrup and then catch a matinee of Juno, then listen to dropkick murphys, since they're super indie, you probably haven't heard of them, though

Indievidual#1: (while totally lying) Oh, I have, they're really good.

^ Those, Ladies and Gentlemen, Are Indieviduals ^

High Network Individuals 

A variation of High Net Worth Individuals used to describe people who are strong influencers of a large social network.

Used in keynote speech at AIMIA Awards 2009.

Companies are keen to befriend High Network Individuals as brand advocates to their networks.

The Super Duper League of Barely Average Individuals 

A post modern posse of men/women/hermaphrodites who revel in the joy of being absolutely nothing special.
Jesus Christ I'm tired of The Super Duper League of Barely Average Individuals people. They annoy me endlessly what with their love of Walt Whitman poetry and crying.

Individuals & Societies 

The fancy subject name for history.
Individuals & Societies is so boring.

If Individuals Feels This Raped, Tell Them To Buy Vitamic C 

If Individuals Feels This Raped, Tell Them To Buy Vitamic C
If Individuals Feels This Raped, Tell Them To Buy Vitamic C

Japanese Individuals Are Cuban Individuals Who Do No Sleep

Japanese Individuals Are Cuban Individuals Who Do No Sleep
Japanese Individuals Are Cuban Individuals Who Do No Sleep