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A very cool and attractive male that is very cool and everyone wants to be their friend, theirs also very cool
I wish I was an Icke.”
Icke by Not Mickey June 2, 2020
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A very cool and awesome person that everyone wants to be their friend
I wish I was a icke”
Icke by Not Mickey June 2, 2020
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Icke's Law

As an online discussion grows longer, the probability of identifying HAARP as a causal explanation for observed phenomena approaches 1 (100%).
Poster #1: "What causes global warming?"

Poster #2: "HAARP."

Poster #3: "Icke's Law in two posts."
Icke's Law by theapc August 15, 2011

David Icke 

A British author who is commonly know for exposing the reptilian bloodline that rules the world. To most of mainstream society he is known as a nut, loon, or just a conman. However, when you get to know his works you realize his theories are more documented, relevant, logical, and resourceful that what is commonly accepted as the truth.
Truther: David Icke is actually making alot of sense

Sheep: David Icke??!?!? I saw him on penn and teller he is totally mentally ill!
David Icke by Tim530 June 30, 2007

David Icke 

A person who believes that Alien Lizards are taking over the Earth. He doesn't convincingly explain as to why they, with their presumably far superior power and technology don't take over 'Just Like That' and be done with it. Indeed these lizards must be mega-tolerant not to have eaten old Ickey alive already. I mean, what have they got to lose?
Thank God David Icke comes from Leicester. Just imagine the sort of mindless, evil, twaddle he'd be coming out with if he'd come from Manchester instead.
David Icke by jonimethfan October 29, 2011

David Icke 

Snake Oil retailer and quack of the highest order. Hopes to use his charm and his derivative and extremely paranoid story about giant lizards to do an L.Ron Hubbard and start an incredibly profitable new cult/religion.

Meanwhile he does alright rinsing out all those same suckers who read the Celestine drivel, believe in the healing power of crystals and think the moon landings were faked, etc.
That David Icke is such a charming charlatan, but I preferred him when he was a goalkeeper.
David Icke by Joe D Berry December 12, 2008

David Icke 

Former goalkeeper and sports commentator, turned controversial author, who is known for his conspiracy theories.

His most popular conspiracy is the Reptilian Shapeshifter conspiracy theory.

Icke explains in some of his books that ancient humans were hybridized with Reptilian dna, to a create a new hybrid species. These hybrids were the elitist/ruling class, and include the British Royal Family, the Rothschilds, Rockefellers, and many other royal bloodlines who possess immense wealth, power and influence.

Icke also explains that all ancient religions had some form of Serpent/Dragon God worship, and that modern religions are based on this.

Even the Bible speaks of the Nephilim (Sons of God) having children with the daughters of men, aka interbreeding.

These beings are supposedly from the Draco constellation, but could have evolved on Earth, or are even from another plane of existence (higher dimensions/Lower 4th Dimension).

Most brainwashed sheeple think David Icke is a nutter, or perhaps even a charlatan, however to those who are not subservient to Government, religion, or the Status Quo, Icke is perceived as an intelligent, 'woke' individual, who is actually here to help/enlighten us.

If you want to spot a reptilian, then look out for their signature tongue flick or roll to the side of their mouths. Prince Charles, Rami Malek, Michelle Obama, Ricky Whittle are a few people who do this. Use Youtube to see for yourselves.

Open you minds.
What book are you reading bro?

Just a book on all the different genders. My University friends suggested it to me.

Don't read that left wing trash. Read some David Icke books.
David Icke by SolEnlightened April 1, 2021
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
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the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
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