To be so enraged by an Internet personality, that one cannot wait to dash off a foully abusive, electronic missive.
by jonimethfan October 07, 2011

I phoned up to pay the Gas Bill and the bloke at the other end told me a filthy joke in fluent Xhosa while he was processing my transaction.
It went 'click, pop, phut, tonk, whir, ptow.
I have to admit it now... I pissed myself!
It went 'click, pop, phut, tonk, whir, ptow.
I have to admit it now... I pissed myself!
by jonimethfan October 26, 2011

Englishman no. 1See that guy over there? The redhead collapsed in the street, conveniently over a drain, wearing a kilt with a sporran, whilst spastically hugging a Whiskey vomit soaked set of Bagpipes?
Englishman no. 2 You mean that strange chap that last night staggered into a nearby biker pub in London's East End threatening to kill everybody?
Englishman no. 1 Yes! Well... you know what? I reckon there's a fair chance he might be Scottish! Listen! He's feebly chanting 'och ma heed'.
Englishman no. 2 You mean that strange chap that last night staggered into a nearby biker pub in London's East End threatening to kill everybody?
Englishman no. 1 Yes! Well... you know what? I reckon there's a fair chance he might be Scottish! Listen! He's feebly chanting 'och ma heed'.
by jonimethfan October 08, 2011

The study of the language devices used by shy, withdrawn young men, who dress up as their aged mothers in order to scare to death the entire Solar System. Also the name of a Hollywood thriller based on the findings of such research.
Ant, toe, knee Purr Kings as 'far from Normal Bates' frit the shit outer yaws Trudy in vat Hunchback triller 'Psycholinguistics' Thu 'Show her' seen wasp by fart the Wurst bite.
by jonimethfan October 19, 2011

A notoriously transparent scam, whereby 'A powerful local interest group', for opaque reasons, bribed the publishers of 'The 10 Worst Places in the Entire Universe' to move 'Corby in its' entirety' down 9 places to... YES, you guessed it! Ninth place!
by jonimethfan October 10, 2011

An obscene, crotchless female undergarment, popular among the elite of early 20th century Vienna. Worn especially whilst holding a sensuously supine position upon a Chaise Lounge in full view of a cigar chomping psychoanalyst.
Old Siggy found himself overheating somewhat, when nubile but disturbed Frau Grossgash flourished an oft noted
Freudian Slip.
Freudian Slip.
by jonimethfan October 18, 2011

A person who believes that Alien Lizards are taking over the Earth. He doesn't convincingly explain as to why they, with their presumably far superior power and technology don't take over 'Just Like That' and be done with it. Indeed these lizards must be mega-tolerant not to have eaten old Ickey alive already. I mean, what have they got to lose?
Thank God David Icke comes from Leicester. Just imagine the sort of mindless, evil, twaddle he'd be coming out with if he'd come from Manchester instead.
by jonimethfan October 29, 2011
