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To speculate about a new Apple product
iWonder when the new iPhone will be released?
iWonder by Rosenbug August 20, 2008

iwonder family 

The best family in all existance!! no one can ever serpass them
Bro the iwonder family is soooo cool i wish i could be like them but im part of the iguess family :(
iwonder family by Rosseronie April 18, 2022

I Wonder Why

To wonder why something happens to you and not Lucas or Lucas is given something that you didn't get.
1) Charles: "They follow Lucas everywhere."
Jimmy: "I wonder why they do that."

2) Alice: "She just gave Lucas a piece of gum."
Jessica: "I wonder why she does that."

3) Li: "I wonder why I get in trouble for talking and not Lucas."

lucas
I Wonder Why by Anonymous210 June 5, 2011

I wonder if I am being spyed on 

I wonder if I am being spyed on is a common mindset that a plethra of people have because they are self concious enough to think that people want to watch them. However, this may or may not be true depending on where you live.

If you live

in the totalatarian district

of China

then there is a very likely chance that you are being spyed on.

However if you live in the United

States of America,

there is a high chance that you are not

being spyed on
Someone: I wonder if I am being spyed on

Me: Well, I wonder if I am being spyed on is a common mindset that a plethra of people have because they are self concious enough to think that people want to watch them. However, this may or may not be true depending on where you live.

If you live

in the totalatarian district

of China

then there is a very likely chance that you are being spyed on.

However if you live in the United

States of America,

there is a high chance that you are not

being spyed on
And i wonder,
If you know,
What it means…
To find your dreams
“And I wonder”
I wonder by Boredom_awardom July 28, 2023

Sometimes I Wonder If 

When you wonder something but forget what you’re talking about.
1. Sometimes I wonder if you’re here
2. Sometimes I wonder if I made the right decision.
3. Sometimes I wonder if I was worth it.
4. Sometimes I wonder if I could do it all along
5. Sometimes I wonder how long I am going to be able to put up with you
6. Sometimes I wonder what happened to the hikers who asked me for directions.
Sometimes I wonder if… what was I saying? Oh yeah. If Ohio skibidi toenails mixed with the grimace shake is fanum tax.
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
Word of the Day on October 1, 2026
korean word for madam, older woman
Ajumma wait a moment
Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009
Word of the Day on September 30, 2026

Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
Word of the Day on September 29, 2026
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
Word of the Day on September 28, 2026
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