v. to iSwipe, iSwiping: to always use someone else's Apple device.
n. jerk of a person who doesn't have an iPhone, iPad or iTouch who bogarts one of these devices consistently. This become rather irritating, as the owner of the devices never gets to use them in this Apple-less person's presence.
Will: "Geez, Joe told me today that Kevin is always iSwiping his iPhone."
Tina: "I HATE having my iPhone out when Kevin comes over to my cube because he asks to borrow my it and proceeds to surf for the latest info on Napoleon or buy tickets to movies. He even downloaded the gmail app and signed in with HIS address!
n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the gamealive", so to speak.
Doom II is not abandonware because idstill sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.
Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).