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The process of using your iPad on the shitter.
Today while on the shitter, iPooing, I posted this
iPooing by IpooEr June 7, 2011
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rocking out with your iPod.
whoa check that girl out, shes so iPoding.
iPoding by elle. July 21, 2005
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Verb. The act of using an ipod whilst involved romantically with your significant other. This act of ipoding differs from other poorly definitions in that ipoding in this circumstance is undertaken with the objective of getting lots of attention from your boyfriend or girlfriend by changing the song which he or she is enjoying.

This is unfortunately an all *too* common scenario between couples in the 21st century.
A typical ipoding scenario is as follows:

Boy is listening to ipod on the bus and funking out to some hardcore death metal tunes. Girl taps repeatedly on boy's shoulder and then steals his ipod exclaiming loudly "Mine! I am ipoding!". Girl then starts spinning the ipod wheel rapidly and selecting random songs from the menus. When questioned over her actions by the boy, the girl retorts with the catch phrase, "I am ipoding!".

This is unfortunately an all *too* common scenario between couples in the 21st century.
ipoding by RayningAcid April 26, 2006
going to a friends house and mooching off of his itunes that he spent his well earned money on
"I heard Johnny got a ton of new songs, lets go ipoding at his house."
ipoding by A Dizzle February 15, 2006
Listening to your ipod whilist dancing around.
eg. Mary was listening to "Face drop" by Sean Kingston whilist Ipoding.
Ipoding by Maeveybaby :) October 7, 2009

ipooping 

when you listen to your ipod while dropping a deuce.
i was having a pretty bad day so wen i got home i went into the bathroom popped in my headphones and jammed out. ipooping really helped me relax.
ipooping by hotkarl2705 September 29, 2009
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