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The tartan of Apple Computer.
What is that guy wearing?

That's iPlaid. He must be an Apple engineer.
iPlaid by onehandcrabbing October 18, 2012
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One of the funniest people to be around. An Ilaida will always say the weirdest things but always laugh at themselves. They can be very temperamental and if you catch her at the wrong time she could break you apart. Ilaida’s tend to be crazy and love anything as weird as her. No matter what happens she decides to be a nerd in the best of ways. Every guy wishes they could be with an Ilaida but she is very overprotective of herself and is very self conscious so she won’t open up to easily. That is what makes guys attracted to her is her secretive aura. An Ilaida will never fail to put a smile on your face.
Wow that Ilaida is super intriguing

I wonder what that Ilaida is thinking?
I wish I had an Ilaida to make me laugh

iPaidTooMuch

What you thing after one week of owning an apple device esp. the Apple iPad
I just got an iPad, but it was more like an iPaidTooMuch
iPaidTooMuch by Comhippy September 27, 2010

You will be inlaid upon a statue 

The "ultimate" punish ment given by Baal, when really she is just locking you away where only she can reach you
Raiden shogun:*pulls of booba sword* You will be inlaid upon a statue
Your simp ass: :)

ialaidnsi 

i am looking away i do not see it, when you see something you wish you didnt so you try to ignore the fact it happened
that girl: foreignerđź’•! foreignerđź’•!

everyone else: IALAIDNSI
ialaidnsi by ialaidsi May 4, 2020
a word which means ''i paid too much''
guy 1:lets buy some apple products
20 minutes later
guy 2: i guess we iPaid
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026
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