iPhone loser

Someone who realizes they are pathetic so they buy an iPhone.

"Adam realized he was a loser, so he decided to buy an iPhone to join the rest of the iPhone loser losers."

iPhone loser by Vicky Vegas May 16, 2020

iphone Loser. 

Usually a guy sometimes a girl who shows off his iphone every chance he gets, either buy taking pics with it, shooting videos of him and his friends doing stupid shit or being a complete fag and playing that lame ass Tap Tap revolution and posting his/her score on facebook thinking that everyone will worship the ground he walks on because he has nothing better to do but work on his Tap Tap revolution skills.

Daniel: Dude he is such an iphone loser.

Matt: who?

Daniel: Brian man he just posted his new tap tap revolution score like someone cares.

Matt: Yeah that's pretty much an iphone loser for you.

iphone Loser. by nooneshallknow February 9, 2010

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004