The much anticipated new members of the iPhone family, set to be birthed into this world later today at the time of writing this.
Before iPhone 17 launch:
Guy 1: Bro... when is this iOS 26 beta update gonna finish!!!!!!!!
Guy 2: Yeah bro it's gonna finish when the iPhone 17 releases lmfao get it because like you kn-
Guy 1: Get out of my house.
After iPhone 17 release:
Guy 1: Yo I got the new iPhone 17!
Guy 2: WTF HOW DID YOU GET THAT ISNT THAT LIKE SO EXPENSIVE??
Guy 1: I got money to buy it cheap on an obscure site, I got lucky for it not to be a scam, wanna have a look at it?
Guy 2: Don't your parents like prohibit you from buying from dodgy online sites?
Guy 1: Nah bro its fine, I sold my parents anyways and let me have the house so like-
Guy 2: WTF?
Guy 1: Bro... when is this iOS 26 beta update gonna finish!!!!!!!!
Guy 2: Yeah bro it's gonna finish when the iPhone 17 releases lmfao get it because like you kn-
Guy 1: Get out of my house.
After iPhone 17 release:
Guy 1: Yo I got the new iPhone 17!
Guy 2: WTF HOW DID YOU GET THAT ISNT THAT LIKE SO EXPENSIVE??
Guy 1: I got money to buy it cheap on an obscure site, I got lucky for it not to be a scam, wanna have a look at it?
Guy 2: Don't your parents like prohibit you from buying from dodgy online sites?
Guy 1: Nah bro its fine, I sold my parents anyways and let me have the house so like-
Guy 2: WTF?
by Apple=Airbus, Samsung = Boeing September 09, 2025
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Before iPhone 17 released:
Guy 1: Bro... when is this iOS 26 beta update gonna finish!!!!!!!!
Guy 2: Yeah bro it's gonna finish when the iPhone 17 releases lmfao get it because like you kn-
Guy 1: Get out of my house.
After iPhone 17 release:
Guy 1: Yo I got the new iPhone 17!
Guy 2: WTF HOW DID YOU GET THAT ISNT THAT LIKE SO EXPENSIVE??
Guy 1: I got money for it and bought it on the street as there’s no Apple Store in our town, I got lucky for it to not be a scam, wanna unbox it at my house?
Guy 2: Don't your parents like prohibit you from spending so much?
Guy 1: Nah bro its fine, I sold my parents anyways and let me have the house so like-
Guy 2: WTF?
Guy 1: Bro... when is this iOS 26 beta update gonna finish!!!!!!!!
Guy 2: Yeah bro it's gonna finish when the iPhone 17 releases lmfao get it because like you kn-
Guy 1: Get out of my house.
After iPhone 17 release:
Guy 1: Yo I got the new iPhone 17!
Guy 2: WTF HOW DID YOU GET THAT ISNT THAT LIKE SO EXPENSIVE??
Guy 1: I got money for it and bought it on the street as there’s no Apple Store in our town, I got lucky for it to not be a scam, wanna unbox it at my house?
Guy 2: Don't your parents like prohibit you from spending so much?
Guy 1: Nah bro its fine, I sold my parents anyways and let me have the house so like-
Guy 2: WTF?
by Rolls-Royce=Apple, GE=Samsung September 10, 2025
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