iPhone 17 

The much anticipated new members of the iPhone family, set to be birthed into this world later today at the time of writing this.

Before iPhone 17 launch:
Guy 1: Bro... when is this iOS 26 beta update gonna finish!!!!!!!!
Guy 2: Yeah bro it's gonna finish when the iPhone 17 releases lmfao get it because like you kn-
Guy 1: Get out of my house.

After iPhone 17 release:
Guy 1: Yo I got the new iPhone 17!
Guy 2: WTF HOW DID YOU GET THAT ISNT THAT LIKE SO EXPENSIVE??
Guy 1: I got money to buy it cheap on an obscure site, I got lucky for it not to be a scam, wanna have a look at it?
Guy 2: Don't your parents like prohibit you from buying from dodgy online sites?
Guy 1: Nah bro its fine, I sold my parents anyways and let me have the house so like-
Guy 2: WTF?

iPhone 17 by smoking & vaping is for losers September 9, 2025

iPhone 17 

Apple finally put 120hz on the non pro iPhone and made a new iPhone air which is gonna be the iPhone 6 bendgate all over again. And they offered a 2tb option for the 17 pro max. And they finally stopped offering 128gb for the iPhone pro.

Before iPhone 17 released:
Guy 1: Bro... when is this iOS 26 beta update gonna finish!!!!!!!!
Guy 2: Yeah bro it's gonna finish when the iPhone 17 releases lmfao get it because like you kn-
Guy 1: Get out of my house.

After iPhone 17 release:
Guy 1: Yo I got the new iPhone 17!
Guy 2: WTF HOW DID YOU GET THAT ISNT THAT LIKE SO EXPENSIVE??
Guy 1: I got money for it and bought it on the street as there’s no Apple Store in our town, I got lucky for it to not be a scam, wanna unbox it at my house?
Guy 2: Don't your parents like prohibit you from spending so much?
Guy 1: Nah bro its fine, I sold my parents anyways and let me have the house so like-
Guy 2: WTF?

iPhone 17 by Apple=Airbus, Samsung=Boeing September 10, 2025

iPhone 17 pro max

It’s a phone That clears cheeses lagdroid

I was the first kid in my school to get the iPhone 17 pro max and it was the most goated phone released. Everyone came to me for pics and it made Android users feel broke

iPhone 17 pro max by Caden Kellner February 9, 2026

iPhone 17 pro

A bloody powerful and fast iPhone!

The iPhone 17 pro is so damn overpowered

iPhone 17 pro by Apple=Airbus, Samsung=Boeing April 13, 2026

iPhone 17e

Finally has MagSafe. Still no Dynamic Island and screen still at 60hz refresh rate.

The iPhone 17e is here.

256gb: $599
512gb: $799
Pricing from Apple’s US site, actual price will vary depending on region.

iPhone 17e by Apple=Airbus, Samsung=Boeing March 2, 2026

iPhone 17e

Still better than iPhone air.

The iPhone 17e is still better than the iPhone air. Can u believe a $999 iPhone is trumped by a $599 one?

iPhone 17e by smoking & vaping is for losers March 4, 2026

Apple iPhone 176200277 

Apple iPhone 176200277

Apple iPhone 176200277 is not out yet

Apple iPhone 176200277 by [ Deleted User ] April 12, 2022